Picturesque?

"I used to be really BIG."

"But then Em used MobaPhoto and now I'm really small.. Feeling rather suppressed actually. I wish she hadn't belittled me so much, I feel diminished, I'm not even half the image I used to be. Totally slashed, undervalued and minimised. Oh, how grand I used to be, I was always fashionably late the the party- taking so long to get ready as I did. Now I'm the first to arrive, looking desperate, eager even. Just a poor little photo of a mountain, that's all I am now. I used to be Picturesque, but convenient is what they call me these days."

Picture credit: By Hannes Röst [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0) or GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html)], via Wikimedia Commons

"Woah. The Man done shrunk me, Peace duuude." 

Picture credit: Federico Stevanin via FreeDigitalPhotos.net