Tester McLeister

Dear Mr Explorer,

Its not me its you.
I tried to make this work, I even gave you another chance (at the insistence of my lecturer that I should entertain multiple browsers), alas, it is not be be. I feel restricted; Your overbearing ways have given me reason to browse elsewhere. The truth is I was never truly yours, you were simply the easiest option- given that my university thrust you upon me without any thought for my efficient internet browsing preference. I am not ashamed to admit that I have found love elsewhere: Chrome, he treats me so well. His mind is not cluttered and he allows me to go on about my business without needing to be placated every other minute.

Best wishes, well not really, but that is the thing to say.
Ema Nymton.
P.S Chrome doesn't get upset when I use other browsers, there's none of that "Have you been using a different browser? I thought I was your default. Show me everything you've been doing elsewhere!" It's overbearing nonsense and I'm glad to be rid of it. Chrome and I are open like that, He doesn't even mind that I sometimes like to have Mr. Fox up at the same time. I also love the way they're always competing for my affections, it makes a girl feel wanted.

Any way, enough chat, you get the picture. 

x Em.